Avanzado 2 students had the opportunity to read a text about different ways to get your own back when somebody breaks up with you. They are all real stories and can be found on our textbook, New English File Advanced. These are the stories:
Take care of yourself
French artist Sophie Calle received a saddening email from her partner breaking up with her. As a revenge, she decided to send the email to 100 professional women who analysed the message. With all the answers, she prepared an exhibition presented at the Venice Biennale.
Here’s an interview published in The Guardian where this story is explained.
The case of Jane Slavin and the famous composer
The famous actress Jane Slavin fell in love with a very very famous composer (read the article below to find out his name). Their relationship seemed to be perfect, after one day it seemed he had disappeared from the surface of earth.
That’s when her revenge started. She invented a new personality and started sending messages to him. After exchaning hundreds of emails they set up a date. When she showed up, he turned pale. She showed him the messages of his fake date and left.
You can read this story in this article published by the Daily Mail. Unbelievable.
The case of Lady Sarah Graham-Moon
This Lady decided to throw white paint on her ex-husband’s blue car as part of her revenge. She also spoiled his clothes, cigars and wine among other possessions. You can read about this case and others in this article published by The Independent.
Activity
Please write a break-up SMS. It mustn’t include more than 140 characters, spaces included. Leave it in our comments section. In class we will decide which comment was the best one. Please use your real name to sign the comment.
Don´t know how 2 say this ftf. I´ve tried 2 explain u why this is the best decision bt u don´t seem 2 understand. I´ll mu. Luv U + than never b4. GN, mayb we can b + than friends in other life.
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Good job, Irina, but I don’t really know what “ftf”, “mu” and “GN” mean. Can you tell us?
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I guess they could mean…
ftf = face to face;
mu = miss you;
GN = good night
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It makes sense. Thank you, Saray.
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I know this isn’t the best way 2 say this, but it’s my decision: this relation goes nowhere, we’d better split up. Good luck in your next attempt!
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Good luck? You are cruel, Saray. 😉
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This isn´t the best way 2 say it, but our relationship doesn´t work because you´re very jealous. Go on with your life without me. B happy.
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LOL. My plan worked. What a relief!
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Sure, I´m free now!!
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I know that it’s a difficult moment, but I want 2 say ou that I’m going to break up with ou cause I’m not happy with our relationship and I need freedom. I’m sorry. Good luck in your next relationship!!!
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Good luck to you too. 😦
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know this is not best way 2 tell u I am tired dont want 2 keep on going out with u, the scars of your luv left me breathless. Hope the best 4 u. Bye
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What a sad good-bye. Well done.
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Darling u wer v special 4 me & our luv wer beautiful 4 sum time but now we’ve 2 split up cos I don’t luv u mor. Plz b happy, u worth it. XXX000
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It’s easier when they leave you.
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Dear, u know that sometimes, in spite how much we feel for another person,we must say bye.Our last times together will be unforgettable 4 me,but i really think that I´m not good enough for u.I wish u the best.You´ll be ever in my heart,but i have to go.Please don´t hate me.
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Dear Laly, your message is clear, but your it doesn’t fit into a single SMS, could you please reduce it?
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Can’t find the words to say this. It’ll be easier if we stop seeing each other now. It’s better if u don’t understand. One life, live it! Take care.
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I cna’t imagine what you would have said had you known your words.
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Honey, I’m not brave enough to say u that I’m not in lov with u anymore. I need time 4myself. Wish u all the best.Forgive me.Don’t call me please.
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Don’t call me, ok , I wasn’t going to anyway.
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I can´t continue with this, 4get our relationship, I don´t luv U, plz let me go, make your life and I´ll do mine, we WR a couple with no sense and I don´t want 2 c u anymore. 2DAY I´ll start a new life. Bye.
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This is not an email, but a letter, could you make it shorter?
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I didn´t know how 2 say it´s over, just 4 this sms, I don´t luv U, I don´t want 2 c u, let me go. Bye 4ever.
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Perfect, Yuri!!!!!
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